LOVE InFestation

Philly Alhadji

Nurse under self imposed temporary house arrest.

Local Canberra nurse 'Fila-Blanc' is under house arrest, caught on security camera chain smoking whilst grimacing compulsively over her personalised signature dildo.

Ms Alhadji is the mother of two daughters and partner to freewheeler Mr Walker (Capt’n Hore)
Ms Alhadji (58) is presently employed by Dr Roan.
He states he has no issue with her out of hours activities and is a marvel to his private doctors’ practice.

Philly Alhadji (Governor Dildo) gave detail description of corporate units pertaining to her present circumstance:
Unit 1 coercing & reinforcing love designs on man with hole in heart.
Unit 2 sharing love cigarette.
Unit 4 met in Brighton gave birth to heavy weight champion daughter. 
Unit 5 had deep motor vehicle interactions with Alfa Romeo car guru.
Unit 6 met under starry night German skies in Auckland.
Unit 7 reappearance of heavy weight champion gave birth to son.
Unit 8 met celebrity in gang cover-up.

DisinFect before USE

Get Hooked On Bling

Dear Jeannie,

This year I received a ‘lovely Canberra’ card from Japan, mixed with Japanese ideological art of cherry blossom and butterflies.
Recently had coffee with a mother and teenage daughter Sarah. As we were walking by the bling department of David Jones, Sarah said ‘she’s the most popular girl in the school’



Catherine's lips



Catherine’s (her Mom) lips remained tightly sealed.
Whoops. Oh dear.
What do you do with such a statement?
Is this the call of jealously?
Do I have another scene for a play?
Now what was that inscription!

‘You have a really nice voice and isn’t it wonderful singing carols at this time of year.
My very best wishes to you for a healthy and happy New Year –
            from Jeannie’

Retailer: ‘I’m serving her now’  
Customer: ‘I’ll take these. I’m a playwright. I wrote …’
Retailer: ‘That sounds beautiful’

David Jones - Bling

Playwright: ‘Isn’t that great dear’ 

Dog wash proprietor: ‘Terrific’

Playwright: ‘Won Blog award 2010’

Dog wash proprietor: [Pause]
Grits teeth.
[Silence]

The Night Of The Long Kiss

Qinjia sitting at desk writing.

Dearest Baran,

I haven’t forgotten. The dream.
Dream …Huh.

Qinjia continues thinking.

Baran …a letter …a dream. What about
‘The twinkling lights of a colony’
Naturally we live in a regime.
Oh dear. This isn’t going very far.
Hmmm.

Oinjia

She moves from desk.

Baran, I don’t know what happened to ‘The Night Of The Long Kiss’
Do you?
Baran climbs into bed. Immediately his breathing becomes heavy in sleep. During the night Baran wakes to the sounds of a cat fight. Reaching over he presses his lips onto Qinjia giving her a long kiss.