Golden Gate Bridge, Andrew Barr rides wave

Tuppyjog:      ‘Oh thanks for bringing that around’

James:             ‘Be good’ [looking at Dad drooling over his Peugeot]

Tuppyjog:      ‘Ah well I suppose he can try ha ha ha ha'
                                                          [James motors away on social high]

Bridie:             ‘What is it Mum’
Tuppyjog:       ‘Interactive blowup robot’

Bridie:            ‘What’s his name’
Tuppyjog:      ‘Blowbot’  
                                  [Blowup is whacked excitedly into birdcage]

Andrew Barr

                                                                                                                           
Later in the day:
Tuppyjog:      ‘Bridie …ring Dad’

Bridie:             ‘Hi Dad …Mum phone’ [shoves phone in Mum’s face]

Tuppyjog :     ‘…Blowin’s coming tomorrow …4:30’
                       ‘wipe cage’
                       ‘blowup robot’

Dad:                ‘Yes Ma’am anything …else?’
Tuppyjog:      ‘Clean your teeth’

Next day:
Sound of heavy engine hearalds …The Blow-in Blowhole BlowFly.

Tuppyjog:      ‘Thanks for bringing that around’  putting it on kitchen countertop.

General consensus of neighbourhood trying hard not to choke:

…..Pheww.                         [Blowfly motors away in deep burble to pickup special order hydraulic lifters direct from San-Francisco]