Friday, January 7, 2011

the matchmakers daughter

Suburban home
If the shoe doesn’t fit, dump it. She follows her father’s footsteps in leaps and bounds as the local matchmaking artist.
http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/11/whites-hotels-matchmaker-ireland.html 
Claire, sanitized artist with love heart cutting cookie, imprints on divine kitchen bench. Indeed thematchmakersdaughter knows all about love …married to Brian with two gorgeous adorable children living in the city.
‘You have to have a little spark’ she says. Indeed, a little spark of what …
http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/12/lisdoondvarna-matchmaking-festival-2011.html
‘A good kind gentle caring generous person and treats you right, then you can’t go too far wrong’ she concludes. Wow, that’s one for the books riding on the back of ...hmm ...giants.
As a matter of fact matchmakersdaughter’s ideology is babies.
Outstanding.
Impressive.

sanitized artist [Claire Daly]
  …'just shove any two together, male and female …they’ve been told we do it by computer so we can’t be blamed when there are resentments between the couples'  Next year charge $180.  …As if we give a damn about them.
Let them sort it out for themselves.

Lets see where’s the venue?
What policy shall we use?
How many policy statements do we have?

…No. Tonight it’s Farmer’s Bin. Then to McNally’s.
Shut doors 10.00pm
$120 per form?
http://timezombie.blogspot.com/2010/09/catholicism-today.html
The magic of thematchmakersdaughter
'Daddy do be a dear and build the pergola for me.
Brian won’t mind.
What about a veranda Dad?'
 
The car. ‘Oh, you did’ she exclaims.


What a fine heifer. What’s that Friesian or Hereford? Hereford with calf.
I’ll pay $11000 for her.
There’s Jim’s Hereford …Not as good …hmm I’ll pay $7000 with calf.
Too bad.

I soon realised he has his own way of doing things
Oh, here‘s Bluebell…isn’t she splendid. How much for her? I thought … Bluebell. Isn’t that Bluebell?
Time lapse
Bluebell. No Bluebell  …nobody gives a damn about Bluebell anymore.
She’s dead. 
Dead.
Yes. Dead. How much did Bluebell get paid?
15 pounds per week. No bonus. No holiday salary. No sick leave entitlements. She was part-time.
Part-time?
What are you talking about …she was a cow with calf.
I know that.
Part-time in the meadow.
She was shifting population.
Nobody had a handle on her as she was shifted from meadow to meadow.
What happened to her anyhow?
It was a Sunday …raining …the embankment of the field gave way Bluebell fell into the ditch and broke her neck.
What’s the catch cry? This is an animal not a human being.
Expression is -
‘This is not an animal it’s a human being’

Hmmm entertaining.
It’s consummate ease.
Claire, what has happened to your children? You don’t say …you’re not going to pay them damages for the life you created for them. You’re not interested in them …what?
I know a cat.
Cat?
Yeah

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